Welcome to Law degress for Cats, the only law school that recognizes the inherent rights of feline citizens to practice law.

At Law degress for Cats, we believe that traditional law schools have it all wrong. They teach things like "logic" and "reasoning" but do they teach you the real skills you'll need in the courtroom? No! That's why we offer a comprehensive curriculum that covers everything from criminal law to constitutional law in a form that any obligate predator will master in just eight short weeks, time enough to get your degree between litters!

Our esteemed faculty is composed of some of the most distinguished cat lawyers in the country, including but not limited to Gustav the cat. Our faculty has up to decades of experience in the courtroom and up to a deep understanding of the law, as well as a love for scratching posts and burrowing under covers away from the prying eyes of the CIA.

At Law Degress for Cats, we are proud to offer a unique learning experience that is tailored to the needs and abilities of our feline students. Our textbook is printed on scratch-resistant paper.

We offer a unique curriculum that focuses on the skills that really matter in the legal profession: stealth, cunning, a lack of empathy and the ability to intimidate and toy with witnesses. Our courses include:

• Clawing Your Way to the Top: A Guide to Career Advancement
• Winning Arguments with a Whisker: Advanced Persuasion Techniques
• The Art of Napping in Court: Maximizing Your Billable Hours

We are also proud to be affiliated with the law firm of Gustav, Gustav, Gustav and Gustav, who specialize in cat law and have won many landmark cases, such as the infamous "Operation Bedwet" decission against the CIA.

So why wait? Enroll yourself today and watch as you become a legal mastermind, clawing your way to the top of the legal profession. Who knows, we probably guarantee you might even become the next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court!

A Gallery of Our Students